Two shots recently taken in Toronto
1. Abbreviated. Taken near Chinatown. Something seems missing from the English.
The Chinese reads "Vietnamese-, Cambodian- and Laotian-Chinese Association".
2. The conjunction (or confusion) of charity and self-interest. Taken on the subway.
It reads: "When you donate to Horizons for Youth, you help homeless kids get shelter and learn the life skills they need to stay off the street. Which makes you feel good. Which makes you smile more. Which makes an attractive someone ask you out for a date. Which leads to another date. Which leads to another date. Which leads to this attractive someone asking, "Would you (insert-your-name-here-you-lucky-thing-you), marry me?" Which leads to eloping in Vegas. Which leads to winning big at the casino. Which leads to visiting www.horizonsforyouth.org and donating your jackport to Horizons for Youth."
The Chinese reads "Vietnamese-, Cambodian- and Laotian-Chinese Association".
2. The conjunction (or confusion) of charity and self-interest. Taken on the subway.
It reads: "When you donate to Horizons for Youth, you help homeless kids get shelter and learn the life skills they need to stay off the street. Which makes you feel good. Which makes you smile more. Which makes an attractive someone ask you out for a date. Which leads to another date. Which leads to another date. Which leads to this attractive someone asking, "Would you (insert-your-name-here-you-lucky-thing-you), marry me?" Which leads to eloping in Vegas. Which leads to winning big at the casino. Which leads to visiting www.horizonsforyouth.org and donating your jackport to Horizons for Youth."
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